Chuck Norris

One step away from God. Some of the great Chuckisms curtosey of Ezra Klein and his commentators

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a shirt, he just brushes his luxuriant chest and back hair into the plaid configuration he desires.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

More about the great American hero here.