Speaking of Last Night
It was truly an interesting night, culminating in one of my close friend's arrest and imprisonment. I was not with him at the time, so I am relying on 2nd hand info and his account of the events, which occurred around oh, 1:30. You see, he had been sucking down the Jose Cuervo and was not fully on top of his game, if you will, and he went to one of my friend's frat houses, where he proceeded to smash the house's back window in plain view of dozens of people. My friend's motivations for such an attack are unclear to me, other than his alcohol impaired judgment and general dislike of people in general, but if his motivations remain unclear to me, his absolute stupidity after the incident is crystal clear. Instead of running as any sane person who just wantonly destroyed someone's personal property, he proceeded to slowly strut, walk, whatever to the street in the back. Unfortunately for him, the frat boys had hired a rent-a-cop that evening to police the oftentimes outrageous beer and liquor induced behavior that occurs during their parties, and surprisingly Mr. rent-a-cop actually did his job and raced over and caught my friend. He was handcuffed to the fence in the back of the house where gradually the frat boys stumbled on over to, and where they proceeded to hurl invectives and obscenities to my handcuffed friend. Being drunk and having a persona generally not predisposed to calmly accepting verbal abuse, my friend proceeded to yell and curse back. As he was heavily outnumbered this probably wasn't the best idea and one of the multitude walked over and kneed my friend in the chest. By this time about 30 minutes had passed and the police finally pulled up, and proceeded to arrest my friend and then took him to the Hennepin County Penitentiary where he spent the night in a holding cell with 30 other people. Just another weekend in my life.
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