Thursday, August 11, 2005

Damn Starbucks

Why can't those damn homosexual lovin', pot smokin', war protestin', leftists who run Starbucks can't just be content with spreading their hippy views, but also need to endanger our nation's children?

Well that’s the conclusion that one would ascertain after reading this article from one of the Concerned Women of America. Not only is Starbucks sponsoring the San Diego Gay Pride, which is most definitely a prickly thorn in this woman's intolerant behind, but also it has the audacity to allow its employees to actively participate in the parade!

This horrid, horrid affair that "places innocent children in the middle of sexually explicit material", such as the Country Western Village (ass-less chaps everywhere!), the Coffee Exchange (Starbucks' hippies sitting around naked and smoking pot!), and the Rhythms of Nations dance tent (Village People music!). The horrors.

Starbucks obviously encourages lewd and obscene behavior, but where does the charge that it "hates children" come into play? Well it appears that of the 800 volunteers and staffers to work at the Festival, three of them are registered sex offenders (Starbucks obviously had intimate knowledge of this). What the article fails to mention is that the offenders were forced to resign from their positions after their criminal status was made known. Whoops!

Go drink that Starbucks latte.