Hehe TNR's City Guide

To the GOP controlled DC. For travelling Dems here's some advice:

Washington is by and large a friendly and hospitable place. But, unfortunately, some prejudices can run deep here. The ruling Republicans are very contemptuous of Democrats, who are treated as inferiors and meddlesome interlopers. Just as Americans abroad may prefer to pose as Canadians, liberals visiting D.C. should consider disguising their political affiliation to avoid discrimination. Take care not to display anti-Bush materials near a presidential appearance, for instance, as Secret Service agents tend to bruise first and ask questions later. Drivers from blue states should consider renting a car in Virginia with local plates before approaching the Capitol or the White House. At least be sure to scrape off any lingering DEAN FOR AMERICA bumper stickers. And be prepared to encounter some conscience-shocking behavior: Visitors to the Capitol in particular may witness cruel and unusual treatment of the Democratic minority by GOP leaders. Republicans have even been known to mobilize the Capitol Police against insubordinate Democrats. In light of recent changes to federal detention and interrogation policies, you may wish to refrain from speaking out against such abuses.