Fantasy NBA

Nothing irritates me more than my current fantasy basketball team. From my oft-injured centers, big stiff Yao, Tyson Chandler, to my underproducing PG Star-bury, to the general exasperation I feel everytime I look at the previous nights NBA games and find that Jason Williams knee tendinists flared up and caused him to miss the Heat's game. The only player keeping me out of last place in the league would be that sexual devient and generally bad person, Kobe Bryant- at least when he actually plays and isn't sitting out for throwing vicious elbows at Mike Miller- who continues to fill up the box score, even if his shooting percentage makes me cringe. Damn fantasysports.